On December 24th at eleven o' clock p.m., a girl with a bathrobe on and a bikini underneath it comes downstairs to find Santa delivering presents to her and her family. Santa looks at her.
The Girl: "Santa, will you please stay?"
Santa: "Ho, ho, ho. Gotta go, gotta go. Gotta deliver all the presents before it snows."
The girl takes off her bathrobe.
The Girl: "Oh, Santa will you please stay?"
Santa: "Ho, ho, ho. Gotta go, gotta go. Gotta deliver all the presents before it snows."
The girl takes off the top part of the bikini.
The Girl: "Santa, please?"
Santa: "Ho, ho, ho. Gotta go, gotta go. Gotta deliver all the presents before it snows."
The girl takes off the bottom part of the bikini.
The Girl: Oh, Santa, please?"
Santa: Hey, hey, hey. Gotta stay, gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney with this pricker in the way!"
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